Man & Woman


>>>Men think that computers should be referred to as female, just like ships, because:

 

1-No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2-The language in which they communicate among themselves is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3-The message “Bad command or File Name” is about as informative as “if you don’t know why I’m mad at you, I’m certainly not going to tell you !”

4-Your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.

5-As soon as you make a commitment to one, you spend half your paycheck on accessories for it.

6-Miss a period and they go wild. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.

 

 

>>>Women think computers are male because:

 

1-They have lots of data, but are still clueless.

2-They are supposed to solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3-As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had only waited a bit longer, you could have had a better model.

4-To get their attention, you have to “turn them on“.

5-A big “power-surge” will knock them out for the rest of the night !

6-It is always necessary to have a backup.

7-They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

8-Size does matter.

 

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