Diskette Bombs

You need:

– A disk

– Scissors

– White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)

– Clear nail polish

Instruction:

– Carefully open up the diskette (3.5″ disks are best for this!)

– Remove the cotton covering from the inside.

– Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,

metal might spark the matchpowder!)

– After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.

– Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture

– Let it dry

– Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish

to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).

– When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read

the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK

DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try

and fix THAT!!! Wahahahahahahahahahaha….!!!!