Bila hati mula berfikir…


Pelik kn ngn tajuk blog aku kali nih..huhu..”Bila hati mula berfikir..” btl ker hati ni boleh berfikir??bkn otak kew yg berfikir?? Kalau dulu,aku akn percaya hanya otak yg boleh berfikir..tp skrg,aku dah taw yg hati juga boleh berfikir.. dan pada pandangan aku, hati yg berfikir lebih rasional drpd otak yg berfikir…

Sebelum aku pandai mnggunakn hati aku,dulu aku hnya mnggunakn sepenuhnya apa yg otak aku fikirkan..tp skrg,hati aku dah boleh takeover otak aku..bila hati ckp jgn,otak aku akn turut sama ckp jgn..Alhamdulillah..akhirnya ALLAh bukakn juga pntu hati aku..bila aku ingt blk zmn sekolah dl..aku selalu masuk usrah..plg bez dlm usrah nih,kita akn lbh didedhkn mcm mne nk take full cntrl kt otak  n jiwa kita..aku dah mula percaya,bahawa hati lah organ plg pnting dalam jasad kita..Subhanallah..otak hnyalah organ untuk menyalurkan araha..bukan sebagai pemberi araha..hati yg memberikan arahan,dan otak yg mnyebrkan arhn..Bl hati mula berfikir,hati akn selalu ingtkn Allah..tp kl otak yang berfikir,kdg2 sahaja otak akn fikirkn nama Allah..Ya allah,ampunilah hamba2-Mu yg lalai ini..sebab tulah setiap perbuatan kita didahul;ukn dngn niat..sbb hati kita yg akan pastikan otak kita buat apew yg prlu dibuat…

Masih segar di ingatan aku,1st tym aku masuk usrah…senior2 aku buat kitorg smpai nanges..mmg insaf giler rsenyew..dl aku sngt manje..haha..klkr lak ingt blk tym tu..aku sng nanges..huhu..aku mula merokok pada usia aku 14tahun..sebbnye,aku mula kwn ngn bdk2 nkl..nkl2 dorg pom,pljrn xlost..sjk aku,knl ngn dorg,kopiah da xder ats kpala..kl dulu pakai sluar slack n baju kmeja sll..pas tu dak2 ni tgur,aku tkr pakai sluar jeans n baju t-shirt..aku dpt moto tahun 2001…haha..br jew bawak blk dr ke rumah dr kedai,trus accident..haha…lps pada tuh,bnyak kali gak lagi siri2 kmlngn yg trjadi..smpaikn aku da jejakkn kaki ke s.alam pom,aku msh adew trlibt ngn kmlngn lagi..huhudan kemalangn aku yg plg bersejarah nye bl aku lggr org sampai mati..n adik aku yg bonceng moto ngn aku,patah tulang bahu..tp alhamdulillah,aku xpernah cedera teruk..jz calar2 biasa jew..

Sekarang,dah hmpir genap 3 tahun aku jejakkn kaki aku ke KL nih..mcm2 dah aku lalui kt cni..n mcm2 org dh aku jmpew..tp yg psti,aku hnyalah aku..xdpt nk jd org laen..mcm2 dah aku buat kat cni..dah jauh sngt trpesong..tp,alhamdulillah,Allah msh sygkn aku..DIA msh lg bg pluang pd aku…i/allah,aku akn cb tuk tngglkn zmn2 hitam aku sekrg..aku nk mulakn hidup aku lbh baek dr dl..ni tekad aku..myb,aku xkn dpt brubh secept mungkin,tp skrg2 nyew,aku ade gak brubh walaupom sedikit dlm satu2 masa..org tua2 ckp pe dah ??sedikit2 lame2 jd bkt??hahaha..

k,sampai cni jew dl..nk gi jmpew hekmah..die nk software tuk lppy br die..

jazakumullahu khairan kathiiraa..

-wassalam-

Diskette Bombs


You need:
– A disk
– Scissors
– White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
– Clear nail polish
Instruction:
– Carefully open up the diskette (3.5″ disks are best for this!)
– Remove the cotton covering from the inside.
– Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,
metal might spark the matchpowder!)
– After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.
– Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture
– Let it dry
– Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).
– When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read
the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK
DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try
and fix THAT!!! Wahahahahahahahahahaha….!!!!

Smoke Bombs


Here is the recipe for one helluva smoke bomb!
4 parts sugar
6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter)
Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts, stirring well.
Pour it into a future container and, before it solidifies, imbed a
few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this
stuff will fill up a whole block with thick, white smoke!

Arts of Lockpicking


So you want to be a criminal.  Well, if you want to be like James
Bond and open a lock in fifteen seconds, then go to Hollywood,
because that is the only place you are ever going to do it.  Even
experienced locksmiths can spend five to ten minutes on a lock if
they are unlucky.  If you are wanting extremely quick access, look
elsewhere.  The following instructions will pertain mostly to the
“lock in knob” type lock, since it is the easiest to pick.

First of all, you need a pick set.If you know a locksmith,get

him to make you a set.This will be the best possible set for you

to use.If you find a locksmith unwilling to supply a set,don’t

give up hope.It is possible to make your own,if you have access

to a grinder (you can use a file,but it takes forever).

The thing you need is an allen wrench set (very small).  These

should be small enough to fit into the keyhole slot.  Now, bend

the long end of the allen wrench at a slight angle (not 90

degrees).  Now, take your pick to a grinder or a file, and smooth

the end until it is rounded so it won’t hang inside the lock.

Test your tool out on doorknobs at your house to see if it will

slide in and out smoothly.  Now, this is where the screwdriver

comes in.  It must be small enough for it and your pick to be used

in the same lock at the same time, one above the other.  In the

coming instructions, please refer to this chart of the interior of

a lock:

______________________________

\ K

|  |  |  |   |   |    / E

|     |   |   |    \ Y           [|]  Upper tumbler pin

^     ^               / H           [^]  Lower tumbler pin

^  ^  ^  ^   ^   ^    \ O           [-]  Cylinder wall

/ L   (This is a greatly simplified

\ E    drawing)

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The object is to press the pin up so that the space between the

upper pin and the lower pin is level with the cylinder wall.  Now,

if you push a pin up, it’s tendency is to fall back down, right?

That is where the screwdriver comes in.  Insert the screwdriver

into the slot and turn.  This tension will keep the “solved” pins

from falling back down.  Now, work from the back of the lock to

the front, and when you are through, there will be a click, the

screwdriver will turn freely, and the door will open.

Do not get discouraged on your first try!  It will probably take

you about twenty to thirty minutes your first time.  After that,

you will quickly improve with practice.